But because...
- This blog is G-rated.
- My parents read it.
- I have a wholesome image to maintain.
- I suspect this might be a ploy by evil syndicates trying to derail my campaign to be recognised as as the sizzling hot mama that I am. (Btw, if you haven't voted for me yet, please do. Did I mention that I'm shameless as well as sizzling hot?)
- If I said 'butts' you'd want to know more, and if I told you, I can guarantee that it would be TMI.
- Remember I said 'IF' in the point above.
- Umm...maybe I meant 'mutts' in point 5. It would still be TMI, though.
- I already get visitors who find my blog by googling 'towel streaking', 'changing a 21 year olds nappies' and 'chopped off curly heads'. (Thank you for the visit, but I don't think we should see each other any more. It's not me, it's you.)
12 comments:
LOL :)
So the answer is no?
All excellent reasons, mm. I will cut and paste this post if the tag ever reaches me.
hee hee hee! :evil grin:
@Sue - lol!!
LOL ! I was thinking along the same lines (OK OK I'm not so funny) for my tag.
Ha Ha Ha at the googlers. Not forgetting baby Voldemort- how do you manage it?! LOL
can just picture you with your lips forming an indignant NO! ( ala Moppet)
I have told you several times...you are very very funny :)
ah! I can comment at last...
...so, we have 'butt', 'mutt', 'hot mama' to work with. what else? is there a hint in your google list? ;)
Okay, the solution is you can do the fetishes post, and I will guest host it...keeps your blog out of the bad rating....
Absolutely the answer is no! :-)
Kodi's Mom - surely you have better things to do with your time?! ;-)
Kiran: Oh hush! You think I want people to know that my deep dark secret is that I don't have a deep dark secret?
maybe...but pulling your leg is a whole lot more fun ;)
Maybe you should start another blog, one which is not G rated.. I'm sure you'll find loads of us following you to find out more!
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