- This blog is G-rated.
- My parents read it.
- I have a wholesome image to maintain.
- I suspect this might be a ploy by evil syndicates trying to derail my campaign to be recognised as as the sizzling hot mama that I am. (Btw, if you haven't voted for me yet, please do. Did I mention that I'm shameless as well as sizzling hot?)
- If I said 'butts' you'd want to know more, and if I told you, I can guarantee that it would be TMI.
- Remember I said 'IF' in the point above.
- Umm...maybe I meant 'mutts' in point 5. It would still be TMI, though.
- I already get visitors who find my blog by googling 'towel streaking', 'changing a 21 year olds nappies' and 'chopped off curly heads'. (Thank you for the visit, but I don't think we should see each other any more. It's not me, it's you.)