Thursday, August 9, 2007

A fetish for what?

Tagged by my good friend Just Like That.
But because...
  • This blog is G-rated.

  • My parents read it.

  • I have a wholesome image to maintain.

  • I suspect this might be a ploy by evil syndicates trying to derail my campaign to be recognised as as the sizzling hot mama that I am. (Btw, if you haven't voted for me yet, please do. Did I mention that I'm shameless as well as sizzling hot?)

  • If I said 'butts' you'd want to know more, and if I told you, I can guarantee that it would be TMI.

  • Remember I said 'IF' in the point above.

  • Umm...maybe I meant 'mutts' in point 5. It would still be TMI, though.

  • I already get visitors who find my blog by googling 'towel streaking', 'changing a 21 year olds nappies' and 'chopped off curly heads'. (Thank you for the visit, but I don't think we should see each other any more. It's not me, it's you.)
...I am not going to tell you about my fetish(es).

12 comments:

DotMom said...

LOL :)

Sue said...

So the answer is no?

Terri said...

All excellent reasons, mm. I will cut and paste this post if the tag ever reaches me.

Suki said...

hee hee hee! :evil grin:

@Sue - lol!!

Poppins said...

LOL ! I was thinking along the same lines (OK OK I'm not so funny) for my tag.

Just Like That said...

Ha Ha Ha at the googlers. Not forgetting baby Voldemort- how do you manage it?! LOL
can just picture you with your lips forming an indignant NO! ( ala Moppet)

Sandeepa said...

I have told you several times...you are very very funny :)

Kodi's Mom said...

ah! I can comment at last...

...so, we have 'butt', 'mutt', 'hot mama' to work with. what else? is there a hint in your google list? ;)

karmickids said...

Okay, the solution is you can do the fetishes post, and I will guest host it...keeps your blog out of the bad rating....

Moppet's Mom said...

Absolutely the answer is no! :-)

Kodi's Mom - surely you have better things to do with your time?! ;-)

Kiran: Oh hush! You think I want people to know that my deep dark secret is that I don't have a deep dark secret?

Kodi's Mom said...

maybe...but pulling your leg is a whole lot more fun ;)

Squiggles Mom said...

Maybe you should start another blog, one which is not G rated.. I'm sure you'll find loads of us following you to find out more!