Monday, April 21, 2008

What sort of a person

...sees a very pregnant woman carrying a sleeping toddler across the building lobby, and actually hurries forward and takes the one available lift, leaving the woman and toddler to wait for the next one, a good 3 minutes later?!

Anyone good with voodoo? I need to give that guy some some serious lower back spasms - that'll teach him!

17 comments:

B o o said...

Very Pregnant woman carrying a sleeping toddler waiting for the lift... aaahhhh... Hugs, Maggie. Everyday while I come back from school, Ashu is sleeping and by the time I reach my 10th floor carrying her, feels as if Im going to die. If I were you, I would give that guy more than back spasms!!
Btw, I was talking about this to Hubby and imagined myself picking up Ashu from school with the baby in the car seat and Ashu sleeping, I was literally rolling on the floor laughing at my own future plight! Hd thought I had truly gone bonkers! You tell me? Am I? AM I???

DotMom said...

does this person live in your building??? I would stalk. Put up a stinker notice in the lift reminding people of common curtsies. i can't believe these people exist.

churningthewordmill said...

a complete jerk?? noone else wud do something like that!! next time u see him,karate chop him, ok??(err.. i think im spending too much time on Facebook, super poking people...but u get wat im saying na??)

Just Like That said...

Was the building in question your own? If so, maybe the next time you know he wants to go to office/out, you could hold up the lift, somehow... keep going up and down beneath his floor, perhaps..? Bloody inconsiderate fellow!

Mystic Margarita said...

I'll dig out by book of hexes. Don't worry, Maggie, that b*#@%% shall be fittingly dealt with. :P
On a more serious note, How can people be so inconsiderate? I shudder to think what values his kids will be growing up with.

thelastbyte said...

What an asswipe he is! I have a new orleans voodoo doll sitting in my cube, but it's in the likeness of my boss, so won't help much. I found this for ideas.

I saw plenty such suited jerks on the new jersey PATH train during my very pregnant morning commute. I'd usually hold the strap right above them, with my proud belly staring them in the face.

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Null Pointer

Maggie said...

Yes, this is my building, but I haven't seen this guy before - he's either visiting or just moved in. Most of the folk in the building are very friendly and considerate.

@Boo: You're not bonkers, dear. Ok, you are, but not completely! :-p Seriously, a sense of humour is the best way to deal with these situation. And black magic of course!

@Null Pointer: Really? No one offered you their seat?! I hope you stamped a few of their lazy feet as well!

Wunderyearz said...

I have a couple of my collegues who act on similar lines.Got to kill these folks.

Lavs said...

For you it was an unknown stranger. I have this aunt coming to stay with us during the delivery time-She butts in every time I walk brushing against my belly. I find it totally irritating. If somebody sends voodoo magic to you, send some to me to take care of this irritating aunt!!

Something to Say said...

You're due in June tooo........ Goodness gracious me....... we're all gonna have babies together......
and middle finger to the duffer who ignored a preggy lady.
O and Congrats on the baby no 2 :)

Shobana said...

Such a cheap skate! The man needs to have some serious talking done to. Yuck!

Sue said...

That ditch-delivered son of a bachelor...

Sorry, I've been reading the wrong stuff. But he is what I called him.

Just Like That said...

Tagged :-)

noon said...

Must be a bitter person! Hell with him! Seriously I just don't get such people!

eve's lungs said...

The kind of guy who needs a good hex on him - slow and painful, like

aargee said...

hi maggie, I just browsed all the riddle blogs from start to the end and I came across all your "riddle answers". They were so good and i really liked them. :) Great job! I wish i was so imaginative!

ChronicWorrier said...

Maggie oh Maggie!
How ye confused some peeps
What with your name changed and all
Some us thought a new MTB here
We'd forgotten to invite to the ball
(!)
But how you enthralled us
With return riddles showered upon us
Thank you, this was so much fun!
Though the party's almost over
Even before it begun :-D